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   An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.  
He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. 
  
Then the priest comes in.  

Excitedly, the Irishman begins..."Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
 The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."