Sensible Ideas and Wisdom for those who take life too seriously
1- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2- A day without sunshine is like........night.
3- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
5- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
6- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
7- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
8- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
9- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
10- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
11- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
12- Just remember......If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
13- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
14- Life isn't like a box of chocolates...It's more like a really hot curry... What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.