Chicken Story

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. 
But, as time went by, the traffic 
Slowly built up at an alarming rate. 
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his 
Chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.  


 
 So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office
 And said, "You've got to do something about all
 Of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."


  
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. 
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" 
So the next day he had the county workers 
Go out and erected a sign that said: 
SLOW: 
SCHOOL CROSSING 


 
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff 
And said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. 
The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster." 
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county 
Workers and they put up a new sign: 
SLOW: 
CHILDREN AT PLAY  

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That really sped them up. So Farmer John called 
And called and called every day for three weeks. 
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are
 Doing no good.. Can I put up my own sign?" 
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.." 
He was going to let Farmer John do just about
 Anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain. 

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The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. 
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the 
Sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.. 
"How's the problem with those drivers. 
Did you put up your sign?" 

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been 
Killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." 
He hung up the phone. 
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to
 Himself, "I'd better go out there and take a 
Look at that sign... It might be something that 
WE could use to slow down drivers..." 

 So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, 
And his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
 It was spray painted on a sheet of wood.... 

NUDIST COLONY 
Go slow and watch out for chicks! 

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